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1.20.2006

New Territory

I'm tired of my daily routine. It's hours on end of wandering from room to room while my human goes out into the world to explore. Everyday she comes home with new smells clinging to her shoes and I can't stand not being out there with her.

I don't want to run away. I spent months on the street as a stray. Trust me when I say I know a good thing when I see it. She's pretty much putty in my paws. I've got her wrapped around my tail. I get rawhide bones and treats. A rug to call my own plus I've got toys. TOYS. My last human thought I was his toy. He seemed to think I was his kicking bag. But my new humans not like that. She's really good to me.

So really, my only option - if she can't take me with her - is to find a new way to enter this big ol' world. She spends tons of time on this clicking contraption, so I thought I'd give it a try too. Turns out even a monkey could do this, and everyone knows dogs are WAY smarter.

My plan? Every day after she heads to work, this clicking thing she calls a computer is mine. I've heard you can experience the whole world on this net thingy, too bad it doesn't have scent speakers.

This little corner of the net is mine. I'd mark my territory, but something tells me that could be a bad thing. Instead I'll just post all my new adventures here.

Boldly going where no dog has gone before,
Jack

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